Kalamazoo Celery Pepsin Bitters – Get Some for (from) your Wife

This is why I collect Bitters.

Today I started my photography of  bottles obtained in 2011. I usually do this in the winter when the light and sun is just right. Well, I’m cataloging an unlisted labeled bitters which I believe is a Kalamazoo Celery Pepsin Bitters (I had to improvise and make up a Ring | Ham number. There is a clear square (K 6L) that is a square ladies leg. Anyway get a load of this testimonial from a Mr. O.B. Joyful from Klondyke, Alaska for the product…

Testimonial: Sleepy Slope, Klondyke, Alaska, The P. L. Abbey Co., Kalamazoo, Mich,

Gentlemen: I wish to say in regards to your Kalamazoo Celery Pepsin Bitters that they have restored me and my wife to complete happiness. For five years my wife was so nervous that I could not sleep with her. She took three bottles of your Celery Pepsin Bitters and now anyone can sleep with her. She is as quiet as a kitten.

Respectfully, O. B. Joyful

K 6.5L  KALAMAZOO CELERY PEPSIN BITTERS
L…Kalamazoo Celery Pepsin Bitters
// b // THE P. L. ABBEY CO / KALAMAZOO / MICH
8 3/4 x 2 5/8 x 2 1/4
Square, Aqua, Tooled Top

Label: Indispensable to settle stomach after alcoholic excesses, Pure extract Kalamazoo Celery is used in the p[reparation.

Testimonial: Sleepy Slope, Klondyke, Alaska, The P. L. Abbey Co., Kalamazoo, Mich,

Gentlemen: I wish to say in regards to your Kalamazoo Celery Pepsin Bitters that they have restored me and my wife to complete happiness. For five years my wife was so nervous that I could not sleep with her. She took three bottles of your Celery Pepsin Bitters and now anyone can sleep with her. She is as quiet as a kitten.

Respectfully, O. B. Joyful

Trademark No. 4719 Dated February, 1886: Perley L. Abbey & W.C. Tuthill

Kalamazoo Celery Pepsin Bitters - Meyer Collection

Kalamazoo Celery Pepsin Bitters - Meyer Collection

Kalamazoo Celery Pepsin Bitters detail - Meyer Collection

About Ferdinand Meyer V

Ferdinand Meyer V is a native of Baltimore, Maryland and has a BFA in Fine Art and Graphic Design from the Kansas City Art Institute and School of Design. Ferdinand is the founding Principal of FMG Design, a nationally recognized design consultation firm. Ferdinand is a passionate collector of American historical glass specializing in bitters bottles, color runs and related classic figural bottles. He is married to Elizabeth Jane Meyer and lives in Houston, Texas with their daughter and three wonderful grandchildren. The Meyers are also very involved in Quarter Horses, antiques and early United States postage stamps. Ferdinand is the past 6-year President of the Federation of Historical Bottle Collectors and is one of the founding members of the FOHBC Virtual Museum.
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